8/50. Advice by Matt.


  1. leash

    always have friends that are more insecure than you so you can bully them into submission…

  2. Dana

    Stop trying to be yourself.

  3. James

    Love it Dana! I think “Be someone else” is even funnier.

  4. Nancy Laurence

    Marriage is a competition. Take advantage whenever you can.

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