7/50. Advice by Rod.

16 Comments

  1. Dana03.03.2011 at 6:44 pm

    Pull my finger.

  2. Jade03.03.2011 at 7:15 pm

    Smoke sixty-one cigaretttes every day.

  3. Carlton03.04.2011 at 5:23 am

    If you can’t beat ‘em, cheat ‘em.

  4. Andre03.04.2011 at 9:43 am

    If at first you don’t succeed, you probably shouldn’t have started in the first place

  5. Ruby03.04.2011 at 12:22 pm

    Give up your dreams and watch more Jersey Shore.

  6. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:09 pm

    Self-loathing and fear are the keys to happiness.

  7. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:09 pm

    Always play with snakes.

  8. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:12 pm

    Don’t spoil your children by listening to them.

  9. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:13 pm

    If it hurts keep doing it.

  10. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:14 pm

    Blaming your partner is what it means to love.

  11. Matt03.04.2011 at 5:16 pm

    Friendship is a competition.

  12. Johan03.05.2011 at 8:15 am

    A thimble of mercury a day keeps the doctor away!

  13. Nancy Laurence03.05.2011 at 11:09 am

    Eat sixty servings of wall paint a day. Or jeez eat sixty servings of Old Paint a day. And when you’re finished with him, eat sixty servings of Old Spice.

  14. Sunny03.05.2011 at 6:59 pm

    Frowning burns more calories than smiling, but scowling burns the most of all.

  15. Freddy03.05.2011 at 9:06 pm

    Sometimes it’s ok not to wipe.

  16. Simone03.18.2011 at 8:45 pm

    If it ain’t broke, you didn’t play with it hard enough.

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