7 Comments

1. stevie04.10.2011 at 12:59 am
   

   interrupt.

2. stevie04.10.2011 at 1:00 am
   

   assume it’s personal.

3. stevie04.14.2011 at 5:40 pm
   

   procrastinate. deadlines are arbitrary.

4. stevie04.14.2011 at 5:41 pm
   

   take the last one. or at least mark it as yours by licking it.

5. stevie04.14.2011 at 5:42 pm
   

   talk about your band incessantly. don’t forget to mention that you have a different sound.

6. stevie04.14.2011 at 5:44 pm
   

   whatever with turn signals…cutting people off is where it’s at.

7. stevie04.14.2011 at 5:45 pm
   

   seatbelts are for pussies.

Leave worse advice

Must be original. Must be terrible.

Think, "Is this telling someone to do something awful?"

Should not simply be the opposite of good advice. "Run with scissors" isn't as interesting as "Watch one Rob Schneider movie every day."

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