3 Comments

1. Cathie04.02.2011 at 7:47 pm
   

   Pee now or forever hold your pee.

   (Told to my kid’s before a road trip. : )

2. Larry04.06.2011 at 9:00 am
   

   If at first you don’t succeed, return to your flophouse, cry bitter tears while masturbating, and call Daddy from a pay phone to tell him that he was always right: you are a failure, and acting school was an expensive mistake.

3. James04.07.2011 at 4:39 pm
   

   Can’t use that, that’s good advice.

Leave worse advice

Must be original. Must be terrible.

Think, "Is this telling someone to do something awful?"

Should not simply be the opposite of good advice. "Run with scissors" isn't as interesting as "Watch one Rob Schneider movie every day."

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