1/50. Advice from James Edmondson.


  1. Jim Fredmondson

    How about “Yelling loud enough means you win the argument.”

  2. Courtney Pierce


  3. admin

    Thanks for the comment Courtney, but Crimer is not gonna cut it. Well, we’ll see.

  4. Pey pey

    You don’t smell good if people give you funny looks on the bus

  5. James

    Thanks Pey Pey, but that is good advice, not bad advice. Can anyone do better than Pey Pey?

  6. Max Batt

    Life is one big shit sandwich. You wake up and take a bite every day.

  7. James

    Love it Max! Thanks!

  8. Chris Duncan

    Don’t look to see how much money you have in the bank just remember to work harder and every thing will work out. Fuck budgets they only hinder you!

  9. James

    Brilliant Chris!!

  10. Katrina

    You’ll never be the best so stop trying so hard

  11. PoopFeast420

    Remember y’all, girls are like whiskey; best when 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

  12. kc

    Condoms are overated, especially for one night stands….ur never gonna see em again,thats what they made soap for

  13. King Rob

    Pulling out is for pussies

  14. Brad

    When the going gets tough quit going.

  15. Phat Al

    If you think you might regret sleeping with her, you’ll regret it more if you don’t.

  16. Gould

    You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.

  17. James

    Thanks for all the advice so far everyone! Remember: brevity is the soul of wit.

  18. Alyssa

    Your family has to love you no matter what. Borrow as much money from them as you can.

  19. James

    Thanks Alyssa, I might take some creative freedom with this one and change it to “Your family has to love you no matter what. Take advantage of them financially.”

  20. Jabberwokky

    If you can’t be a good example, then just serve as a horrible warning.

  21. Schmelz

    Aim low and between the knees!


    Stop whining. Nobody cares.


    There’s no such thing as ‘unique’–we are all giant turds.


    I feel like these are both too weaksauce. Will comment tomorrow with better ones. Bye, pervert!

  22. resident a hole

    shit on me

  23. Bossman

    Always remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.

  24. Nick

    Those who say violence doesn’t solve anything have obviously never won a fist fight.

  25. Clive

    Watch one Rob Schneider movie every day for the rest of your life.

  26. L

    kick babies

  27. Bossman

    run with scissors in your pocket

  28. Bossman

    strike that last comment from the record, “if you have to carry scissors somewhere, run with them in your pocket.”

  29. mindy.

    “The less you have to live for, the easier it is to die.”
    but i know you like brevity so…
    “Life is overrated.”

  30. Danielle

    Remember to put on your snuggie and tevas on before going outside to grab the morning paper

  31. T Bone

    When approaching a diving board, always watch out for the old TBONE Snake

  32. Alf

    One man, alone, can turn the tide.
    You are not that man.

  33. Nancy Laurence

    Happiness is half-baked. Rage is the best way to get people’s attention. Even more so should you be waving around a loaded firearm.

  34. Space Gandalf

    Wash your face with Raid.

  35. James

    This is one of the weirdest yet. Thanks Space Gandalf.

  36. Shua

    Play with Guns.

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