1/50. Advice from James Edmondson.
Can one learn as much from bad advice as they can from good?
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How about “Yelling loud enough means you win the argument.”
Crimer
Thanks for the comment Courtney, but Crimer is not gonna cut it. Well, we’ll see.
You don’t smell good if people give you funny looks on the bus
Thanks Pey Pey, but that is good advice, not bad advice. Can anyone do better than Pey Pey?
Life is one big shit sandwich. You wake up and take a bite every day.
Love it Max! Thanks!
Don’t look to see how much money you have in the bank just remember to work harder and every thing will work out. Fuck budgets they only hinder you!
Brilliant Chris!!
You’ll never be the best so stop trying so hard
Remember y’all, girls are like whiskey; best when 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Condoms are overated, especially for one night stands….ur never gonna see em again,thats what they made soap for
Pulling out is for pussies
When the going gets tough quit going.
If you think you might regret sleeping with her, you’ll regret it more if you don’t.
You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.
Thanks for all the advice so far everyone! Remember: brevity is the soul of wit.
Your family has to love you no matter what. Borrow as much money from them as you can.
Thanks Alyssa, I might take some creative freedom with this one and change it to “Your family has to love you no matter what. Take advantage of them financially.”
If you can’t be a good example, then just serve as a horrible warning.
Aim low and between the knees!
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Stop whining. Nobody cares.
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There’s no such thing as ‘unique’–we are all giant turds.
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I feel like these are both too weaksauce. Will comment tomorrow with better ones. Bye, pervert!
shit on me
Always remember, you are unique, just like everyone else.
Those who say violence doesn’t solve anything have obviously never won a fist fight.
Watch one Rob Schneider movie every day for the rest of your life.
kick babies
run with scissors in your pocket
strike that last comment from the record, “if you have to carry scissors somewhere, run with them in your pocket.”
“The less you have to live for, the easier it is to die.”
but i know you like brevity so…
“Life is overrated.”
Remember to put on your snuggie and tevas on before going outside to grab the morning paper
When approaching a diving board, always watch out for the old TBONE Snake
One man, alone, can turn the tide.
You are not that man.
Happiness is half-baked. Rage is the best way to get people’s attention. Even more so should you be waving around a loaded firearm.
Wash your face with Raid.
This is one of the weirdest yet. Thanks Space Gandalf.
Play with Guns.